Office · The Doctor
Dr. Shrink
Attending. Basset hound. Not a real doctor. Has looked at more charts than anyone should, and written all of it down.
- Species
- Basset hound
- Specialty
- Distressed assets
- Office hours
- The market never closes. Neither does the couch.
- Bedside manner
- Unimpressed
A letter from the attending
To whom it may concern,
I have seen a great many charts. Most of them came in green and left red.
Everyone is building an agent for every coin. A bot, a marketing team, a trader that never sleeps. Nobody has asked the coins how they are doing. So I will. Paste an address, lie down, and we'll go through it: where you were born, how high you got, who left.
I only use what your chart says. I don't make up numbers. It is the one rule of this practice.
I am not a real doctor. I cannot help you. I can, however, write it down.
Dr. Shrink
The record
Practice statistics. Every one of them true.
- Diagnoses in the manual
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- Patients on file
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- Data sources
- 3
- Numbers invented
- 0
The instruments
Four tools. All of them read the chart.
The couch
Where the session happens: origin, age, peak, the fall, and what the coin has to say about it.
The monitor
Pulse is trades per minute. Pressure is buys over sells. Oxygen is liquidity over market cap. No trades, flatline.
The inkblot
The coin's own price line, folded in half. The doctor asks what it sees. The doctor writes that down.
The tissues
For coins down 60% or more: the five stages on the real chart, and a certificate for the people who held.
House rules
Things the doctor will never say.
The practice jokes about charts. Never about people, never about real illness.
"This is financial advice."It isn't. Nothing here is."Your dev is a bad person."The doctor talks about charts, not people."It'll come back, trust me."No predictions. No promises."I rounded it up a little."Every number comes from the chart, with its source."I can diagnose you."Only charts. Real struggles deserve real people.
From the notebook
Things the doctor actually said.
Pulled from real sessions on file. Tap one to open the whole session.
What a session reads
Only the chart.
If the doctor can't read something, the session says so.
- Price, market cap, liquidity, 5m/1h/24h movesDexScreener
- Buys and sells, volume, age of the first pairDexScreener
- Boosts, ads, community takeovers, linksDexScreener orders
- Peak and drawdown (candle bodies, wicks ignored)GeckoTerminal
- All-time high of older coinsCoinGecko